[Note: I recently gave the platform known as Medium a whirl. I was drawn into the persuasive arguments that this would massively increase exposure to my work and, eventually, become a good source of passive income… which is this generation’s holy grail. I did not give it enough time and there was a lot there that impressed me. I also enjoyed reading some interesting material. BUT… I was overwhelmed by the tsunami of get-rich-quick content. It was the proverbial firehose and ultimately, it knocked me over. So, I bid thee well… but not before writing the article below. Ironically, it was my most popular. By far.]

I’ve been here less than a month and have three solid followers thus far so I am more than a just a little qualified to offer you this no nonsense, practical advice. Please like, comment, follow, ingratiate, and Venmo me at your earliest convenience. Thank you.

Here are three sensible steps to becoming wealthy beyond your wildest dreams right here on Medium. You can work from your basement in your underwear, make money walking your Lhasa Apso, and feel buoyed by your increasing net worth during your stage 4 sleep cycle… every single night. Simply follow these steps because they work!

1. Supplementary: In this strategy, work hard through undergraduate studies and successfully be admitted to medical school. Gain passing grades there and then choose a residency in thoracic surgery. Next, become gainfully employed practicing that craft. Write about your journey on Medium while maintaining your surgical side hustle.
   
2. Providence: Here you simply need to successfully win at some type of gambling enterprise, whether through a state lottery or in some high stakes game of chance. Make sure you spend far less money in this quest than you earn back. Blog about this on Medium.
   
3. Birthright. You’re going to want to be born into a family of means, maintain proper relationships with those of wealth and/or manipulate your position to one of advantage in order to gain the inheritance you deserve. I have another post entitled: “I Ain’t Sayin’ She a Gold Digga, Gold Digga” about other opportunistic tactics in this regard. When you receive your estate, write about how that made you feel on Medium.
   

I hope you find these simple steps easy to follow and implement. If so, please like, comment, and consider including me in your will.

Thank you.